Friday, November 12, 2010

Anatomy, anyone?

1) That last post was 111. It will be a long time before I hit unanimous triple digits again.

2) This blog's story contains profanity, so if you're queasy, don't read.

3)

Me to one of the little guys at work: "Trevor", you need to take a shower, please.
"Trevor" [heated arguing, yelling, etc., ending with] NO!
Me: I notice that you're getting pretty upset, what do you need to do to get a lower energy level?
"Trevor": I'm not GONNA calm down because YOU are just pissing the fuck out of me!
Me [adopting a very solemn, concerned face] Oh no Trevor. That sounds painful. I think you'd better go to the bathroom, then.
"Trevor" [staring at me dumbfoundedly as the light begins to dawn] [Slaps forehead] Oh Ms. Kate. Oh my god. Oh sheesh. [laughter and general sheepishness.]

3 comments:

Amanda said...

hahahaha that was SO FUNNY!

Santa Claus said...

Glad you liked it :D

Cassie said...

I envision this scene it my brain, and I smile. :)