1) That last post was 111. It will be a long time before I hit unanimous triple digits again.
2) This blog's story contains profanity, so if you're queasy, don't read.
3)
Me to one of the little guys at work: "Trevor", you need to take a shower, please.
"Trevor" [heated arguing, yelling, etc., ending with] NO!
Me: I notice that you're getting pretty upset, what do you need to do to get a lower energy level?
"Trevor": I'm not GONNA calm down because YOU are just pissing the fuck out of me!
Me [adopting a very solemn, concerned face] Oh no Trevor. That sounds painful. I think you'd better go to the bathroom, then.
"Trevor" [staring at me dumbfoundedly as the light begins to dawn] [Slaps forehead] Oh Ms. Kate. Oh my god. Oh sheesh. [laughter and general sheepishness.]
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3 comments:
hahahaha that was SO FUNNY!
Glad you liked it :D
I envision this scene it my brain, and I smile. :)
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