My new favorite phrases involve the word "Mrs." Usually the people I say it to are not married. For example, I called my sister "Mrs. Turd Wagon," to which she insists she did not respond. My ultimate favorite is "Mrs. Meow Mix." Plops off your tongue excellently. I thought I would give a vocab update for those of you who are not in the loop with my latest vernacular.

In the weather segment of this news broadcast, well, things are getting colder and my roommates informed me that I couldn't wear a t-shirt and shorts last night. Lame.