Me: Hey! So-and-so. Who gave you permission to be in this room?
Student: No one, I just came in.
Me: Okay, you need to pull some cards.
Student: I am allowed to be in here!
Me: And why's that?
Student: Because[obviously frantically searching for a reason. Then, with sweeping arm motion and dead-serious face] I am the President!
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I am definitely using this excuse! And who knows, someday it may be true.
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